Happy New Year, guys! How's your new year goin'? Mines is going great. I'm loving me some Tilapia. Tilapia fish that is. Around the holidays my digestive system started actin' up. Or, at least that's what my Moms told me. I wasn't eating that much....
Merry Christmas, Guys! How's your holiday going? Mines is goin' horrible. My Moms keeps makin' me sit for stupid holiday pictures. I DO NOT like takin' pictures by the Christmas tree. I mean I've done so much for my Moms this year I don't understand...
Guys! I got in trouble this morning! All I was doing was taking my daily dump. Well... actually, I usually use my Moms' bathroom even though I have my own. But, today, my Moms took a bath in my bathroom because her bathroom doesn't...
Guys, guess what happened to me last week-end? My Moms had a birthday party for me. Can you believe it?! I turned 6. I was so excited. I mean Moms forgot my birthday last year. I didn't have a 5th birthday party. That part of my life is gone forever....
Hi Guys! I just want to give you fathers out there a shout out for being a father. Happy Father's Day! My Moms didn't let me be a father. You know it's something I always thought I would achieve during my cat life. But, it doesn't look like...
Hi Guys, It's me the King. I thought it was time for me to tell you a little more about my new townhouse - the Hyattsville place. Guys, you know Moms and I moved out of our DC Townhome back in January. It was a big shock for me. It's been a real...
Hi Guys! How's it going? I'm doin' good. You know I had a depression. Yeah. That's right: a depression. In April, Moms went overseas to some African country - Angola I think. After 5 days, I couldn't take the separation any more, so I had a depression....