Happy New Year, guys!
How’s your new year goin’? Mines is going great. I’m loving me some Tilapia. Tilapia fish that is.
Around the holidays my digestive system started actin’ up. Or, at least that’s what my Moms told me. I wasn’t eating that much. Moms was so worried.
“Little Man, why won’t you eat?” She kept asking me.
To be honest, I didn’t appreciate her dumpin’ that Purina cat chow stuff on me instead of my premium Royal Canin food. Guys, let me just say it out loud for you: My Moms can be c-h-ee-a-p! What she will do to save a dime.
It didn’t help that my Moms was travelin’ to Detroit to see Grandmoms for Christmas, then to Durham to celebrate the holidays and NYC. Every time Moms came back I had thrown up some where around the house.
“Little Man, we’ve gotta get your digestive system back on track. I’m going to make you some roast chicken and grilled Tilapia,” Moms announced one day. Moms got in her car and zipped off and in the matter of an hour I had a feast of roasted chicken and fish in my cat dishes. Guys, I was in heaven.
Ever since, Moms has been givin’ me a little bit of fish in my dish in the evenings. She also thinks it’s healthier and has less calories than my Trader Joe’s cat tuna (only $0.69 a can!) or Royal Canine sensitive digestive wet food ($2/can!). Moms’ friends say I’m fat. But, I guys I’m not. My vet said I was healthy when I went to see her in May and I look great!!
Guys, did you see my picture?! Don’t I look great! That’s me on my new jungle gym Moms’ got me for Christmas. But, Moms made me move my jungle gym out of the living room ’cause she said it was junkin’ up our place. But, dosen’t look great?! I also got a cat chair so I can join everyone at the table without getting fur on the dining room chairs.
See you guys next time!
KING ALFRED
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