King Alfred Moves Into His New Townhouse

Hi Guys! How's it going? Remember me - the King...? I know it's been  a minute. Like a long minute. I know you think I've abandoned you when all you've been are my loyal fans. Well, I've been busy. Like my Moms moved up into a new place without...

April 17, 2015    Posted In  Latest By Category  MD 

King Alfred Returns To The North Carolina Homesteam Farm

Hi Guys! How's it goin'? It's me, Alfred. Yeah, the King himself... I know it's been a while. But, sometimes life just overwhelms you. Guys, I've been meanin' to tell you about my trip back to our North Carolina farm where my Moms and I lived after...

October 23, 2014    Posted In  Latest By Category  North Carolina 

Alfred’s Hygiene Suffers During His Moms’ Absence

Guys! I don't know if me or my Moms ever told you this but I love to be clean. I mean I don't like any bad odors around me.I think I told you all this in several of my posts including the one where Moms and me stay at a hotel during Hurricane Katrina...

August 31, 2014    Posted In  DC  Latest By Category 

King Alfred Is Back – With A New Site!

Hi Guys! Remember me...?  It's the KING. Yes, me: King Alfred. I'm back! And, I gotta a new site.  What do you think? I told my Moms that if I had a new site I would I would do better in my blogging and get a big publishing deal. Do you think...

August 10, 2014    Posted In  DC  Latest By Category 

King Alfred Enjoys New Rugs In The DC Townhome

Hi Guys! It’s me Alfred. KING ALFRED. So, guys, the holidays are over. It’s been pretty quiet these days. And, the stores are havin’ their sales. So, my Moms’ went out and got us some new rugs – to protect our DC Townhome’s floors. Anytime...

June 25, 2014    Posted In  Uncategorized 

King Alfred Is Abandoned By His Moms On Mother’s Day

Guys! My Mother's Day was horrible. That's right. Just horrible. I WAS ABANDONED BY MY MOMS!! What kinda mom leaves her cat son behind - every year?! - on Mother's Day? What's up with that?! Any way, it went something like this. There I was excited...

May 12, 2014    Posted In  Latest By Category 

King Alfred’s Easter Photo Shots

Happy Easter, guys! I know I'm a little late! But, Easter sure was busy. Moms had guests over - Auntie Bibi and her son, my Moms' godson. We stayed with them in New Jersey back in 2012. Remember, guys, when my Moms left me in our third-floor...

April 26, 2014    Posted In  DC  Latest By Category 

King Alfred Gets Tested For Diabetes

"Alfred...  Alfred...  Alfred!" That's my Moms callin' me, guys, as I lap up my nice cool water. "Alfred, you hear me calling you! Stop ignoring me!" My moms' puts glasses of water all over the house 'cause neither me nor my Moms ever knows when...

April 2, 2014    Posted In  DC 

King Alfred Gives An Ode To Big Head

Hi Guys, It's me, Alfred. I just want to give a shout out to Big Head who took off for Cat Heaven a couple of months ago. Big Head was like my cousin - or Step Cousin, something like that...  Moms thought I didn't know about him. But, I did. Moms...

March 24, 2014    Posted In  DC  Latest By Category 

King Alfred And His Moms Are Snowed In

Hey Guys! Guess what!?  Moms and I got snowed in today! Snow was like every where. Can you believe it?! Look at our DC townhome! It's like submerged in snow or somethin' Here I am sleepin'. It's all I can handle guys. This snow tires me out. My...

March 18, 2014    Posted In  Latest By Category  Uncategorized 

Happy Valentine’s Day By King Alfred

Hey Guys! Happy Valentine’s Day! How’s it goin’?  I hope you have a Valentine as sweet as mine? Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Moms is the best.  I’m sure you guys knew. Actually, this Valentine’s Day I’m home alone. ...

February 14, 2014    Posted In  Latest By Category  Uncategorized 

King Alfred Helps His Moms Put Up The Christmas Tree

Hi Guys! It's me Alfred. KING ALFRED. Guys, you know it's Advent and all and right after I had that bad experience spending an entire day inside the teeny tiny laundry room closet my Moms leaves me again. Can you believe it?! I could tell she was leaving...

December 23, 2013    Posted In  DC 

King Alfred Panics Over Construction At the DC Townhouse

Hi Guys! It's me Alfred! KING ALFRED. Boy! You won't guess what happened to me on Monday.  My Moms brought over these construction guys to our DC townhome. Can you believe it?! "Now, Alfred, let's put you inside the laundry room...."  My Moms said...

December 18, 2013    Posted In  DC 

King Alfred Is Grateful During Thanksgiving

Guys! It's me! Alfred. KING Alfred. Did you forget about me over these last weeks? I haven't forgotten about you... my loyal fans. Guys, it's been like so hard these 2 months. After I had my very first birthday party ever, my Moms and I were working...

December 1, 2013    Posted In  DC 

King Alfred Bites His Auntie

Okay, guys, before you read the title and give me a hard time about biting my Auntie, you gotta get my perspective on things! I was stressed out the other day. My Auntie came to stay with me and my Moms. I recognized her. She's the Auntie with the loud...

September 29, 2013    Posted In  Uncategorized 

King Alfred’s 4th Birthday Party

So, guys, I had my 4th birthday party the other week-end. It was okay... Here's my birthday picture with my Moms. Moms is all excited - wearing her East Africa shirt 'cause I'm from Rwanda. And,  I'm copin' a 'tude. I'm just not feelin' it... I was all excited...

September 25, 2013    Posted In  DC 

King Alfred Prepares To Celebrate His 4th Birthday

Hey Guys! Guess what!! My Moms is giving me a birthday party this evening!  Can you believe it? It will be my very first birthday party. Ever. Last night I got so excited thinking about my party I threw up. Well, actually, I threw up because I ate my Moms...

September 15, 2013    Posted In  DC 

Happy Labor Day! From King Alfred

Hey Guys! Like where are all my Happy Labor Day wishes? When I opened up my blog post today I didn't see one message from any of you! What kind of loyal fans are you? So, any way... I had a good day. What about you guys? I had a nice relaxing day watching...

September 2, 2013    Posted In  DC 

King Alfred Reflects On Summer 2013

Hi Guys! How's your summer goin'? I guess mine's going good.                     I mean I'm gettin' really used to my Moms leaving me at home all alone on the week-ends to go off on some jaunt while I stay home with a whole host of Aunties. Guys,...

August 16, 2013    Posted In  DC 

King Alfred Isn’t Invited to His Moms’ Family Reunion

Guys! It's me - Alfred. KING ALFRED. My feelings are hurt. I wasn't invited to my Moms' Family Reunion this year! Can you believe it?!  I've been invited to all the family reunions since I got to the States a couple of years ago.  This time my Moms...

July 16, 2013    Posted In  DC 

We Be Grillin’: King Alfred And His Moms Celebrate the 4th of July

Hi Guys! Happy 4th of July! I hope you all are up late watchin' the fireworks and all... Here in DC they're like fabulous. Of course, my Moms didn't let me go see them but everyone in our 'hood is shooting off fireworks and firecrackers.  I never...

July 5, 2013    Posted In  DC 

King Alfred And His Moms Battle A Flea Infestation

Hey Guys! It's me. Alfred. KING ALFRED. Guys, last week, I did my 2013 Mother's Day Shout Out. But, you know there's been something that's been bothering me since way before Mother's Day. I didn't want to tell you because I was embarrassed 'bout it. Like,...

May 19, 2013    Posted In  DC 

King Alfred Gives His Mother’s Day Shout Out

Hi Guys! It’s me.  Alfred – Yes! KING ALFRED. I want to give a special S-H-O-U-T   O-U-T to all you Moms out there! Happy Mother’s Day!   How you all doin’?! You all havin’ a good Mother’s Day? I know you’re out there enjoying all your...

May 12, 2013    Posted In  DC 

King Alfred’s First Pictures in Washington, DC

Hi Guys! It's me Alfred. KING ALFRED! Guys, have you noticed that my Moms has been recycling pictures for my posts? She keeps using the same ole same ole pictures. Haven't you wondered why she's doing that? Don't you wonder what I look like now that...

April 28, 2013    Posted In  DC 

A Difficult Sunday For King Alfred

Guys! It's me! Alfred. KING Alfred. Guys, you won't believe whatta difficult Sunday I've had. I mean my Moms just wouldn't let up on me. She wouldn't cut me any slack. You see my Moms left the door of the guest bedroom open, and I just had to go in and explore....

April 15, 2013    Posted In  DC  Washington 

The Easter Bunny “Disses” King Alfred

Hi Guys,   It's me, Alfred. KING Alfred. Guys, like you know, I've been waiting for the Easter Bunny. But, he hasn't come yet. Can you believe it?! Do you think he forgot me? Like do you think he "diss'ed" me? I asked my Moms to google his address...

April 8, 2013    Posted In  DC 

King Alfred Has An Emotional Meltdown Over Easter

"W-O-M-A-N!!! Where's my Auntie!?! Where is she?! Where are you hiding her?! I want my Auntie! Bring her back!" Hi Guys...  It's me. Alfred. King Alfred. All that shouting up above is from me. I had an emotional meltdown over Easter.  My Auntie and my Moms...

April 4, 2013    Posted In  Washington 

Happy Valentine’s Day From King Alfred!

Hi Guys! I'm back!  And, just in time for Valentine's Day, right!? Whatcha guys been up to while I was... while I was... was... Like on vacation?!!  I know I've been away for a long time. Like months. And, actually, I wasn't on any kinda vacation....

February 14, 2013    Posted In  Washington 

King Alfred Helps His Moms Bake Thanksgiving Pies

"Moms! Moms!  Let me peel the apples for the pie! Let me peel them!" "Calm down, Alfred. You can peel them. I told you you could help me with the pies this year." "Yeah, Moms! Just like I did last year. Remember what you said? You said I was a big help!" "That's...

November 23, 2012    Posted In  DC 

King Alfred And His Moms Survive Hurricane Sandy

Hi Guys! How's it goin'?! It's me the King!  King Alfred. I just want to give a shout out to all my peeps and let you know my Moms and me survived Hurricane Sandy. How about you?! Did you survive? Give me a shout out and let me know how y'all are doin'. My...

October 31, 2012    Posted In  Uncategorized 

King Alfred Loses The Contest and Moms Leaves For Paris

Hi Guys. It’s me K.A. I’m having a hard time these days. Things aren’t going exactly how I’ve planned. Things had already been goin’ pretty badly for me.  I didn’t think they could get any worse. But, they did. So, like I’ve been out here...

October 8, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

Last Day To Vote For King Alfred As The Most Adorable Pet In North Carolina’s Triangle Area!

Hi Guys!! Today is the last day to vote for me in The Most Adorable Pet Contest!  I'm number 257 out of 293 entries. That's because my Moms entered me late. He's my picture that Moms used to get me my votes. Moms tried to post a little widget for you guys...

September 27, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

VOTE FOR KING ALFRED!

Hi Guys! I'm back! How are you, guys?! Sorry I haven't written in a really long time. My moms took me back to the homestead and left me there without a computer.  I don't know how she thinks I'm going to write without a computer. She keeps pushing...

September 18, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

King Alfred Needs Your Vote!

Hi Guys! Guess what!  Moms entered me into a contest! Can you believe it?! If you read my Facebook page you know all about it.  I don't think I've tweeted about it, but any way... you all know now. So, all you have to do is click on this link below....

August 18, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

King Alfred Gets His Own Portrait

Hi Guys, It's me. The King again.  What do you think of my portrait? It's great, right? Remember my January 6th post about how my Moms couldn't bring back all my gifts that my Grandmoms got for me?  All my Christmas loot. Well, one of the gifts I got was my portrait. Take...

August 13, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

King Alfred Plans His Birthday Party

Hi Guys! It's me. The KING. I'm writing to invite you to my birthday party. I'm planning it out now. I haven't set a date 'cause as you know my Moms doesn't know the exact date of my birth. So, I'm leaving it open. Actually, I'm waiting for all my guests...

August 8, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

King Alfred Stays Cool During Durham Heat Wave

Hi Guys! How's it going? Boy, it sure is hot down here. That's why I haven't been writing.  Heat stroke... You guys know from my other posts that I'm a regular southerner now - like  I even answer my Moms "Ma'am" when she calls me. But, I still...

July 24, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

Why Cat Owners Still Can’t Have It All

Hi Guys, My Moms has been reading all the brouhaha on Ann-Marie Slaughter's article Why Women Still Can't Have It All,  published in The Atlantic.  Have you guys been keeping up on this as well? Well, my Moms wants to use my blog space to explain...

July 7, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

King Alfred Suffers From A Change In Routine

Hi Guys! It's me again: KING ALFRED. Sorry I'm late writing my weekly post. My moms took me to our house in Durham and my health went bad. Moms changed up my diet and switched my cat litter.  I had a hard time. First, she put me back on wet food....

June 26, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

Happy Father’s Day From Durham

Hi Guys! Happy Father's Day! From KING ALFRED. Guys, I'm here in Durham. And, I'm doin' lots better than I was last time I was here and went into a deep depression. My moms and I just want to give a shout out to all the fathers out there, including...

June 17, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

King Alfred and His Moms Ponder Rabies

Guys! Guess what! My moms forgot to vaccinate me! Can you believe it? I just might die! There I was enjoying a nice afternoon at the homestead when I started scratching. "Oh King Alfred, I'm going to have to go get you your flea medicine at the Banefield...

June 9, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

Alfred’s Memorial Day Ode To The Cats Who Came Before Him

Hello again my Loyal Fans! Alfred here.  KING Alfred.  I know I'm late with my Memorial Day piece.  But, my Moms has been too busy to help me with my blog. And, I want to give an ode - a shout out -  to all of my Moms' cats who came before me.  I wasn't...

June 2, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

Left Home Alone Again, King Alfred Stresses…

Guys!! My Moms left me home alone again! Can you believe it?! I can't take it. I just can't take it any more! Guys, I need your help in managing my Moms - like majorly. I mean does your Moms leave you by yourself alone in the house days on end?? Like...

May 25, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

King Alfred Celebrates One Year of Blogging

Hey Guys! It's me again. The KING!  Guess what today is?  It's my one year blogging anniversary! Can you believe it?! I can't believe my Moms has got me blogging me so much. She can be very demanding. She gets nasty, if I don't do my blogs. That's...

May 19, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

My Mother/My Self: King Alfred’s Search for Identity

Hi Guys, Today's Mother's Day. And, I was just thinkin' about how I'm so much like my Moms, realizing that what Nancy Friday's 1977 book My Mother/My Self: The Daughter's Search for Identity said holds true for my relationship with my Moms.  I know...

May 13, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

King Alfred Blocks Moms From Leaving the House

Guys! Guys! I'm back at the Homestead!  Finally!  My moms got some sense and took us back to the homestead.  So, I'm outta my depression.  All is well.  Thanks for thinking of me and sending me good vibes. I know I should have coped with my fears....

May 6, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina  Uncategorized 

Deep Depression in Durham

Hi Guys... When I got back to the homestead from the Big Apple things were going really well.  My anger management was under control.  I had kicked my separation anxeity problem. I had even taken over the homestead house again - running up and down...

April 29, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

King Alfred Returns to North Carolina

Hey Guys! How's it going? It's me the King... Guys... you aren't going to believe it, but my Moms and I went back to North Carolina. I don't know why. I was really enjoying my life in the Big Apple... er... Jersey.  Maybe my Moms got mad at me because...

April 18, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

The Dog Takes On King Alfred

Hi Guys! It's me again. Alfred.  The KING - yeah, that's right. Well lately my Kinghood is being challenged here in Jersey.  I mean, Guys, like what am I going to do with this dog? He thinks the entire house is his.  I k-n-o-w that the third floor...

April 11, 2012    Posted In  New York City 

Happy Easter!

Happy Easter! The King just wants to wish you and your family a good Easter! Spring is a time of rebirth, hope and renewal. I'm reflecting on my relationship with my Moms and all of our advertures. I'm hopin' for a renewed committment from my Moms...

April 8, 2012    Posted In  New York City 

Vacationing in Jersey

Hi Guys! It's me, the King. A-L-F-R-E-D! I know I haven't been on the blog scene lately. But, I've been so busy enjoying my new life here in Jersey I haven't had time to catch up. Plus, my Moms has been super busy with work. She hasn't had a lot of time...

April 5, 2012    Posted In  New York City 

You Can’t Tell Your Moms Everything

Hi Guys, Life in the Big Apple... er... Jersey is going just great! I've completely turned around my lifestyle.  Up by 5:30 am. Wake up Moms at 6 am.  Supervise Moms cleaning up my poop box. Making sure she stocks up my cat feeder (Er... you guys...

April 5, 2012    Posted In  New York City 

Driving Moms Crazy

Hi Guys! It's Alfred again. Yeah, it's me!  How you Guys doin'? I'm doin' okay but my Moms and I are in a bit of a power struggle.  You see - my Moms just doesn't want to accept the fact that I'm a cat.  And I do cat things.  Moms wants to have...

February 9, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

King Alfred Has A Night Full of Nightmares

Hi Guys! Alfred here. Yeah... it's me the KING. I know I don't look so hot today. You can see it in my picture. That's because I had nightmares all last night. For those of you who have been reading my blogs know that I have anger management and separation...

January 19, 2012    Posted In  North Carolina 

King Alfred Prepares For Dental Work

Hi Guys! I know it’s been a minute. The last time we talked I was trying out snow early in 2018. Now it’s summer time. Can you believe it?! I guess time flies when you’re having fun – right? I wanted my Moms to take a picture of me in my cat kingdom...

June 25, 2018    Posted In  Latest By Category 

King Alfred Tries Snow

Hi Guys! Happy New Year! I know it’s been a while. I didn’t do my Christmas photo shoot this year. (Thank goodness…) I hope you’re not disappointed. I’m writing today to show you my video on my trying out snow. I’m so embarrassed about...

February 24, 2018    Posted In  Latest By Category 

King Alfred Escapes From His Cat Kingdom

Hi Guys – I’m still here working on adjusting to my new home in DC. Yeah… it’s a town home, just like the ones my Moms and I were livin’ in in Hyattsville and before that in DC. But, this one is a doozy. The change is just hard, Guys. Just hard. My...

November 12, 2017    Posted In  Latest By Category 

King Alfred Explains His Digestive Issues

Guys!  Here I am home alone again!  That's right.  Here's a picture of me defending my home from my cat sitter Moms got me. Guys, my Moms' travel just gets to me so much. I just can't take it.  My digestive system goes bad from worry. I get all worked...

February 21, 2016    Posted In  Latest By Category  Uncategorized 

King Alfred Is Loving His Tilapia In The New Year

Happy New Year, guys! How's your new year goin'? Mines is going great. I'm loving me some Tilapia. Tilapia fish that is. Around the holidays my digestive system started actin' up. Or, at least that's what my Moms told me. I wasn't eating that much....

January 17, 2016    Posted In  Hyattsville  Latest By Category 

King Alfred Gets Angry During His Christmas Picture Shoot

Merry Christmas, Guys! How's your holiday going? Mines is goin' horrible. My Moms keeps makin' me sit for stupid holiday pictures.  I DO NOT like takin' pictures by the Christmas tree. I mean I've done so much for my Moms this year I don't understand...

December 24, 2015    Posted In  Hyattsville  Latest By Category 

King Alfred Hits The Jack Pot

Hi Guys! Guess what! I hit the jack pot! I got this great gift. A lady who was going on a work trip with my Moms to West Africa asked Moms to take a suitcase full of cat food and cat litter over to Mali. Someone at the Embassy had just moved to Mali...

September 6, 2015    Posted In  DC  Latest By Category 

King Alfred Makes A Mess In His Bathroom

Guys! I got in trouble this morning! All I was doing was taking my daily dump.  Well... actually, I usually use my Moms' bathroom even though I have my own.   But, today, my Moms took a bath in my bathroom because her bathroom doesn't...

August 22, 2015    Posted In  Hyattsville  Latest By Category 

King Alfred Celebrates His 6th Birthday!

Guys, guess what happened to me last week-end? My Moms had a birthday party for me. Can you believe it?!  I turned 6. I was so excited. I mean Moms forgot my birthday last year. I didn't have a 5th birthday party. That part of my life is gone forever....

June 29, 2015    Posted In  Hyattsville  Latest By Category 

King Alfred Gives A Father’s Day Shout Out

Hi Guys! I just want to give you fathers out there a shout out for being a father. Happy Father's Day! My Moms didn't let me be a father.  You know it's something I always thought I would achieve during my cat life.  But, it doesn't look like...

June 21, 2015    Posted In  Hyattsville  Latest By Category 


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